International Bestselling Author

Chris Magner

IT’S Classified!

But Only Because

It's Embarrassing

It’s Classified! But Only Because It’s Embarrassing follows Chris Magner’s journey from Massachusetts to Texas, Germany, Iraq, and beyond, tracing his path from vehicle operator to agent with the Air Force Office of Special Investigations. Along the way, he navigates culture shock, military bureaucracy, dangerous deployments, absurd investigations, and the darkest corners of human behavior.

My Story

Chris Magner grew up in Melrose, Massachusetts, seven miles north of Boston. After high school and a short-lived attempt at college, his father suggested it was time to find a “real job.” Instead, Chris joined the Air Force at 21, instantly becoming one of the only Airmen in the dorms legally able to buy beer.

He spent five years as a Vehicle Operator before transitioning to a sixteen-year career as a Special Agent with the Air Force Office of Special Investigations. After retiring, he worked for over two years as a contractor in Afghanistan. He lives in North Carolina with his fiancée, Colette, and is the proud father of Logan and Jacob.

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Get a preview of the stories that reveal the unexpected moments of military life.

From awkward encounters with commanding officers to tense investigations overseas, each chapter reveals how even the most embarrassing moments can become unforgettable lessons.

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